London based plastic surgeon to the celebs, Dr Julian De Silva, who has 'pioneered' the beauty scoring technology based on his bias for white women, analyzed the faces women and released his 'for-white-people-only' report. He claimed to used the Greek Golden Ratio of Beauty, Phi, which for thousands of years was thought to hold the secret formula of perfection.

With a publication as biased as this, you'd think all non-white celebrities would avoid this doc for face fixes, but on the contrary. They consider it a verification of his abilities to identify perfection and make them perfect (sorry Li'l Kim your doc fucked you up).

amber-heardAmber Heard scored 91.85% and considered the most beautiful face in the entire world kim-kardashianKim Kardashian came 2nd with a score of 91.39%. Must be her internet popularity kate-mossKate Moss placed 3rd with score 91.6%. Well she is a bit worn out now emily-ratajakowskiEmily Ratajakowski ranked 90.8% yet listed as 4th most beautiful. Must be because she is not blonde. kendall-jennerKendall Jenner got 90.18% and ran 5th

Other results from the racially biased report

Most beautiful nose

  1. Amber Heard 99.7%
  2. Marilyn Monroe 99.6% (note that this bitch has been dead over 50 years. Don't see how she counts)
  3. Emily Ratajkowski 99.56%

Most beautiful eyes

  1. Scarlett Johansson 95.95%
  2. Rihanna 95.85% (Oh look an Afro mix made it into the ranks)
  3. Marilyn Monroe 95.8%

Most beautiful lips

  1. Emily Ratajkowski 96.7%
  2. Marily Monroe 95.7% (again with this old dead 'ho and yes, she was a high class 'ho)
  3. Kylie Jenner 95.02%

Most beautiful eyebrows

  1. Kim Kardashian 94.85%
  2. Selena Gomez 94.6%
  3. Amber Heard 89.8%

Most beautiful chin

  1. Amber Heard 99.6%
  2. Scarlett Johansson 99.4%
  3. Angelina Jolie 98.1%
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