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Really!? There are those fools in the society that just don't give a fuck because they are either high on drugs, drunk or simply country ass ignorant to realize they look disgusting and probably stink. And Walmart is their play ground.

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When in a fight, you will grasp at any object to knock out the offender, but to use the dog... that is just too much.

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I went with my 66 year old dad to the mall last weekend, to get a new pair of shoes 'cos he is too frugal to get anything new. We stopped at the food court to get a bite, and while sitting at the table, I noticed my dad staring at a teen girl with spiked multi colored hair.

He never broke his stare, and the teen would look across at him periodically with some disdain. Finally the teen had enough and sarcastically said

"what's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I would not choke on his response, 'cos I knew it would be good. Without batting an eyelid he replied,

"I got stoned once and fucked a parrot. Just wondering if you were my daughter!"

Category Comedy Central

When an idiot like 'Tila Tequila' who believes the Earth is flat, her child is from another world, and the 'illuminati' is trying to kill her child, isĀ  supporting Trump, you know all the supporters are just as dumb as her.

These are the dumb high school drop out 'hos who are ready to suck a dick for Trump.

Category Wacky
Thursday, 02 June 2016 09:42

Riding the 'dildo' hoverboard

When you have a busy life style but want to get in that quickie, you just have to do it on the go, and this makes you a multi-tasker.

Sydnee Washington is a class act comedian who can keep you laughing with quick wit and very racy quotes. In this little skit she explains the need for the revolutionary 'dildo hoverboard' and how it makes her life much more productive.

Category Comedy Central

A man escaped from prison where he has been for 15 years. He broke into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, seemingly kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While the convict is in the bathroom, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds:

"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"

Category Comedy Central

This dude has some balls. He is pulling chairs from under total strangers out in the wild public zone. He is even chased by some but he does his thing and is getting paid doing it.

Category Comedy Central
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