When a man (or woman seeking woman) seeks a female for marriage, one nighter or even just a platonic friend, what determines the attraction? Many women will spend hours doing hair, makeup and nails, but the body is built on 20 cheese burgers a day! Are men then attracted to the long flowing hair, fake eyelashes and powdered face, and will overlook the 60lbs overweight?

Are you OK with a super fine chiseled body and a busted hair-do, un-polished nails and and tiny divots in the face? The men who must have absolute perfection must be wealthy because they will need to pay for that weekly overhaul.


Is the face before make up un attractive? That imperfect face will exist each time the make up is removed, so why bother?



Is she attractive because of the long fake hair. Does the fake attributes override the obese body?

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If she reveals her natural darker skin tone and facial imperfections, do you kick her to the curb?

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Every spot on this face is covered in makeup. Is this what men see as perfect?



The hair is a mess but the body is tight. Is she worthy of a night on the town with you?



Would she fail without the fake hair?








London based plastic surgeon to the celebs, Dr Julian De Silva, who has 'pioneered' the beauty scoring technology based on his bias for white women, analyzed the faces women and released his 'for-white-people-only' report. He claimed to used the Greek Golden Ratio of Beauty, Phi, which for thousands of years was thought to hold the secret formula of perfection.

With a publication as biased as this, you'd think all non-white celebrities would avoid this doc for face fixes, but on the contrary. They consider it a verification of his abilities to identify perfection and make them perfect (sorry Li'l Kim your doc fucked you up).

amber-heardAmber Heard scored 91.85% and considered the most beautiful face in the entire world kim-kardashianKim Kardashian came 2nd with a score of 91.39%. Must be her internet popularity kate-mossKate Moss placed 3rd with score 91.6%. Well she is a bit worn out now emily-ratajakowskiEmily Ratajakowski ranked 90.8% yet listed as 4th most beautiful. Must be because she is not blonde. kendall-jennerKendall Jenner got 90.18% and ran 5th

Other results from the racially biased report

Most beautiful nose

  1. Amber Heard 99.7%
  2. Marilyn Monroe 99.6% (note that this bitch has been dead over 50 years. Don't see how she counts)
  3. Emily Ratajkowski 99.56%

Most beautiful eyes

  1. Scarlett Johansson 95.95%
  2. Rihanna 95.85% (Oh look an Afro mix made it into the ranks)
  3. Marilyn Monroe 95.8%

Most beautiful lips

  1. Emily Ratajkowski 96.7%
  2. Marily Monroe 95.7% (again with this old dead 'ho and yes, she was a high class 'ho)
  3. Kylie Jenner 95.02%

Most beautiful eyebrows

  1. Kim Kardashian 94.85%
  2. Selena Gomez 94.6%
  3. Amber Heard 89.8%

Most beautiful chin

  1. Amber Heard 99.6%
  2. Scarlett Johansson 99.4%
  3. Angelina Jolie 98.1%
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