what my 66 year old dad said to this teen girl will crack you up for days

I went with my 66 year old dad to the mall last weekend, to get a new pair of shoes 'cos he is too frugal to get anything new. We stopped at the food court to get a bite, and while sitting at the table, I noticed my dad staring at a teen girl with spiked multi colored hair.

He never broke his stare, and the teen would look across at him periodically with some disdain. Finally the teen had enough and sarcastically said

"what's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I would not choke on his response, 'cos I knew it would be good. Without batting an eyelid he replied,

"I got stoned once and fucked a parrot. Just wondering if you were my daughter!"

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| June, 17th, 2016

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